The #1 Cartoon Injury Law Firm in Albuquerque
Have you painted a fake tunnel on the side of a mesa? Only to be run over by a real train coming out of that tunnel?
At Avery Jones and Maltese, we see it all the time. And we know how to get you paid.
We handle burns, singes, anvil flattenings, piano smashings, TNT issues, painted tunnels, 10,000 lb weights, elastic issues, electrocutions, and premature erasures. If you’ve been a victim of one of one of these accidents, call today to get justice!
Call TODAY for a free consultation!
1-800-0-LAWYER
No fees unless we win , and no rest until you get justice.
Legal Services
Flattenings
Has an anvil been dropped on you above? Or has it been launched at you as a projectile? If you’ve been flattened and have had a long, skinny, hairless bump on your head, our legal team is standing by to help and get you paid.
Bad Gravity
Have you run along the side of a mesa while chasing your lunch, only to accidentally run off that mesa, and then dangle impossibly over a 10,000 foot drop? And then after 10 seconds, you fall to the bottom of that mesa in an abandoned mine field? Bad gravity falls can hurt, and we see them all the time.
Divorce
Need to get divorced TODAY? Call the law office of Avery, Jones & Maltese, where we guarantee a 48 hour divorce turnaround.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! $10 off your first service. Claim your discount today.
1-800-0-LAWYER
Our Results Speak for Themselves
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$78
Recovered for Acme Cinno-mints Victim
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$118
Recovered for Wrecking Ball Smash Victim
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$55
Recovered for Match Singing Victim
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$120
Recovered for Mouse Trap Hoof Hand Victim
